USGP weekend's series point results: FINAL
Kerry Litka: 119 (both days)
(not so) Daily Matt: 36 (both days)
CTodd: 54 (both days)
Zoo: 140 (both days)
Feltslave: 106 (both days)
GeWilli: 38 (Sunday only)
Solobreak: 138 (you are granted the style points - those socks rule!)
MegA: 5 bazillion. (In her own head) 88 for real though.
Game on, sukas!
posted by CTodd @ Tuesday, October 10, 2006
34 comments
34 Comments:
no - you don't get the 4x for the rolled tire...
THAT was a joke... not meant to be implemented...
a statement to your stupidity, not your point ranking...
at that rate moveitfred will buy some tubies and not even Glue them so he can roll the same ones multiple times in a race...
oh and gimme a whole whoppin 35 freaking points...
Sunday race, 31/54. 100-23=77. This is a B master mixed with C, so IMHO it should be full points, but even if you choose to bone me, I would still have 38. I also petition for 100 style points based on video posting of my Michael Jordan's whilst high stepping the barriers. This would put me at 138. I also petition for a 50 point bonus for being soundly beaten by a tool like Zoo, but also express my willingness to concede 25 points for the stupidity of hopelessly losing the chain. So I think I should have 163 points minimum.
Bruno took a beer from a spectator on the run-up, pounded it and then proceeded to ride away from me. He beat me by almost a minute . . .after drinking a beer. . .that should get me at least 30 bonus points for "humiliation by a teammate" in public.
matt -
ya gotta read the freaking rules...
no post...
100 words about the race
no points...
suckit
or the orange nemesis will show its head again...
Oh - and maybe next time he'll be handing out PBR or something
shouldn't I have 40 points since I got 28th on saturday and 12th on Sunday in Men C or something like that?
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GeeWilli should lose all his points for blogging twice about what he did/did not have on under his clown suit in the pits.
write up complete. i want the bonus points too biatch.
oops - twice?
me
and
my skivvies
sung to the toon of
me and my shadow - ala Frank and Sammy D
that or gimme the al jolsen original...
sanewhk
Matt - bonus points would have been allotted if YOU drank the beer. But alas, no.
inadvertent double mention of me and my skivies removed from blog...
thankyouverymuchfortheattention
ANDforNOTICINGandFIXATINGonmyskivies solobreak
at least i'm not wearing mary poppins socks....
LMFAO this is my verification:
uanos
ROTFLMAO
can i take this to arbitration? the concept of the points classification is to be th wworst correct? did anyone else get smoked by a drunken comeptitor? i didn't think so.
Matt's got a point...
no he doesnt
he'd get bonus points for chugging a beer or getting a panda shot off during a race...
if YOU were drinkin the beer - 50 points
if it wasn't you and you got smoked...
tuff bananas
The gestapo has spoken...
okay, understood.
still, i should have more points. I raced both days biatches.
dudes,
I have calculated my total points for the season thus far and with my Mr. Wizard Math Brain I tabulated 7 million, 5 hundred thousand, thirty-four. And that's without my video bonus points or the high socks style points which I'd like removed from DF for jumping on my train.
plus 50 for working a line from The Cure into my comments.
Game over. You all owe me beer. Ying Ling or NewCastle Nut Brown Yum Yums in bottle form ONLY, biatches.
and G, it was nice meeting you this weekend. . .
OH! Matt those are only for Sunday.
19 comments . . . damn don't you bitches have jobs?!?!?
I hate to subject you all to this again (except Meg, who I expect already uses it for wallpaper), but here is photographic evidence of my knee sox at LAST FUCKING YEAR's Nationals:
http://davefoley.com/bikeracing/images/luv_handles_650x488.jpg
Yes, I do have a job, but even so, tonight I will take a tip from moveitfred and see if I can find any of the grainy black and white photos of my Hanes Paisley's back in the neon pink age (the first time it happened, when Howdy Ray-Fucking-Gun Doody was still president)
By take a tip from moveitfred, I mean skip training. I'm not taking that tip, not even from a stud like fred, so get your filthy minds away from there
20 comments and lots of them yours...
point one finger at someone and 3 are pointing at you...
mEgA, yes - nice to meet you, but with those big bug glasses and me so amped on how well the tires hooked up and seeing curtis and wanted to thank him for the loan of them... next time i say more than Hello ;)
and i get to hear more than "Damn you ARE tall"
LOL
i wasn't thinking about it like that till you said it -
YOU are the certifiably sick freak man...
sick...
55 points (50 are from verified pitch on Saturday on last lap that made me stack up on the final Selle Italia turn and go over my handle bars, was in first place, finished in 3rd place as a result), but stack is verifyable...and laughable...
oh_I protest_SB's_blog for false content, he suggested Zoo-Ski and I pitched tents (huh_huh) and arrived at 5:30am for staging....wrong,(a)he's lying (that must be good for some points) (b) I was with him at his car requesting spray for my cleats & pedals with 15 minutes to race start (c)who the fuck cares?
I was actually there at the staging at 4:19am.....Zoo fuck'n beat me to the inside lane though...
DF--
do i have to bust out photo evidence of the socks last year at Tom Stevens silly little race? hmpf.
Litka--
I got lapped by lynne last week ya know. . .
this is all so very confusing to my little dinosaur brain.
Kerry,
Saturday: 50 for DFL + 20 for being lapped = 70
Sunday: 58 out of 60 so that's (100-(60-58))*0.5 = 49
70 + 49 = 119.
Re: Bonus points
Note: Bonus points must be verified by another racer or spectator who is willing to say as much online (i.e. comments section) or explained in the results (down 1 lap for example). Photographic evidence adds 100 points, video adds 500 points.
Style points are awarded at the gestapo's discretion. You wearing a skort in a CX race isn't style It's borderline normal. Felt wearing one? That's a definite bonus.
Felt,
See above for bonus points.
Saturday: 100-(50-3) = 53
Sunday: 100-(49-2) = 53
106 for you!
Gotit? (That's 'got it,' not 'go tit')
Hah! I finally get the holeshot! I am in daily contact with my tailor as we collaborate on the outfit for the next race. I am the Armani of NE Cross! Too bad Meg, sour grapes make shitty whine!
Oh, wait a minute...fuckin' Zoo has me by two points. But it took him two races to do it. Fuckin' tent pitcher...
LOL! That's right baby, I'm in the lead!!
i suck
this is crap--what about all the other cross races so far? I've gotten my ass kicked in VT and NY doesn't that count for something? perverse desire for ass-kicking??
a little LOVE HERE!
Everyoe please: read the rules before bitching.
(6) Series will start with October 2006 cross races and will finish with Cyclocross National Championships in December of 2006.
If you raced in October, and have a blog post within 5 days of the race - yes - that qualifys. This post is specifically for points earned at Gloucester.
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